Shipping policy

All physical products are printed and fulfilled on demand through Printful. Orders are processed within 2–5 business days after purchase.

Estimated delivery times after fulfillment:

• Canada: 5–10 business days
• United States: 5–10 business days
• United Kingdom & Europe: 10–20 business days
• Australia & New Zealand: 10–20 business days
• Rest of World: 15–30 business days

Shipping times are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays, customs processing, or high-volume periods.

Digital products are delivered instantly via download link after purchase. No shipping applies.

For questions about your order, contact us at info@paranoidpeoplelivelonger.com.